Ellis Shomita

I don't know this person but he comes out in my inbox screaming, Finest Offer. I took it. It said, "Penis Enlargement, Worldwide Delivery. see here." So I opened see here, and got the map of Sudan. This is not a joke. This is a Spam but funny.

"What if they come in through the back door or the bathroom window like that infamous Beatles song?"

That line was from "A Scanner Darkly" based on Philip Dick's work. Well, since this is Alessandra Ambrosio you're referencing, the answer is "Gladly."

Hi. Bye

Palito

Palito is showbiz Pinoy's favorite corpse. He is the comedian who always wakes up from the dead. You didn't know it but another comic character actually is called Palito and she is Olive Oyl, the sweetheart of Popeye the sailorman. "Olive Palito" is what Portuguese call "Olive Oyl." This is also an excuse to use the photo of Gisele Bundchen, the richest supermodel. The Brazilian was said to be so thin when she was young that she was called, altogether now, Olivia Palito.

I am the Token Second-Hand Smoker of my Friends

Because I make the smoking-section exciting, irreverent and unpredictable. otherwise, they're all just smokers. Ha ha ha.

I'm Hot

I'm so hot my cursor's on fire! And, Amnesty International wants to remind you that your signature is more important than you think

17777

I opened this and out came 17777 in my counter. Yay! But seriously, think about this. If you mistype blogspot and came out with blogsopt or blosgpot like I do, out comes the site of a bible study course or the mega-Bible site. Is the religious right waiting for everyone to make a mistake on their blogger and they would then pounce? And then on CNN, I watched this disturbing thing about a javelin piercing a triple-jumper. How weird is that? Because a shoe company has this ad where Roger Federer, Rafael Nadal, Kobe Bryant, Le Bron James, the Nigerian running team and a host of other world-class athletes (I heard Manny Pacquaio was invited but he declined) playing their stuff in one small oval. So this is something I hoped to see and sho enough, Youtube has it.

Wasiwas Boys

My Barber

I was saddened by my barber. Yesterday, I went to see Jessie but he wasn't there anymore. It was a hairstylist from another shop maintaining the area. Jessie's motorbike was stolen by some young Maranaos. He recovered his bike but instead of putting the tykes in jail, he was offered payment. I was having my hair cut when the sister of one of the Maranaos was there. So they paid but some so-called police people wanted a cut. I think Jessie refused or gave a token grease money. One of these police wanted more and warned that something will happen to him. Jessie was apprehended for P500 worth of marijuana, the hairstylist told me. Jessie was jailed but has been released. They don't know if the MJ was his because Jessie has not returned or in hiding. Meanwhile, I had my hair shampooed free for asking too much.

St. Bernard

This photo was taken by Dr. Eden Divinagracia, head of PNGOC, in St. Bernard town in Southern Leyte. This was in their relocation site. St. Bernard was one of those towns buried in a huge landslide early last year. Many people were buried and unrecovered. PNGOC, to which I belong, is making a study of the emergency health response made there. But that is not the story, the man in the blue jacket is the story. Eden did not notice it at first but this man was "headless." The shoulder was hunched in such a way that he was not holding his head down. Your instinct would think that his head was one of the windows. And he was barefoot. The researchers said they don't know this guy. Eden did not notice the guy before and was taking only the houses. So we don't know...

Jesus Blogs!

As Ian C. would say,

Hesukristo now blogs

Time Saver

They say that computer saves time. It just doesn't happen. Everyday, I have my plan for the day but when I face the laptop, I copy all the episodes of Mork & Mindy, download Russian breast ads, wage war against the spam forwarders, watch the Mariners and then before it's too late, its whatever. BTW Ichiro hit the first in-the-park homer in All Star Games history. And he is set to clinch a five-year contract with the Ms worth $100 milliones!!!

This is the Russian breast ad:

This is a 1930 government ad and it advises women to take care of their breasts by massaging them in cold water. Hmmmm. Now that gives me the answer as to why the late Cordillera photographer Masferre's women subjects were so pert.

Seven Wonders

Lest we forget, these are the new Seven Wonders of the World. These are:
1 Sydney Opera House
2 Eiffel Tower
3 Burj Al Arab Hotel, Dubai
4 Statue of Christ the Redeemer, Rio de Janeiro
5 Golden Gate Bridge, San Francisco
6 Empire State Building, New York City
7 Channel Tunnel
Sorry. No Banaue Rice Terraces. No Stevie.