Time Saver

They say that computer saves time. It just doesn't happen. Everyday, I have my plan for the day but when I face the laptop, I copy all the episodes of Mork & Mindy, download Russian breast ads, wage war against the spam forwarders, watch the Mariners and then before it's too late, its whatever. BTW Ichiro hit the first in-the-park homer in All Star Games history. And he is set to clinch a five-year contract with the Ms worth $100 milliones!!!

This is the Russian breast ad:

This is a 1930 government ad and it advises women to take care of their breasts by massaging them in cold water. Hmmmm. Now that gives me the answer as to why the late Cordillera photographer Masferre's women subjects were so pert.