Billboard

Playboy Philippines was here, and before that was Penthouse Philippines. Playboy and Penthouse are skin flicks but when you add "Philippines," they become sanitized i.e. "cleaner" than FHM. This was the case of Penthouse Thailand years and years ago. As they say, Why buy this when you can ___ a real one in ___? In the case of Playboy Philippines, I heard that Krip and Butch would be writing there and I also plan to write something for it also. Until I get to buy a copy. Anyway, here's a Playboy billboard. In the morning, when kids are frolicking, it's just an orange wall. At night, with the two lights, you get the imagination going. The "Playboy" also becomes "Play,boy!" but it's just icing.

Dyesebel-Minded

Porn for Girls

unfortunately, also made by girls

Naughty this XXXmas

Kangaroo Steals the Show

Sex After Life: Bad

The UK Guardian published the shortlist of their annual Bad Sex Award. Times said that Norman Mailer, who recently died, won the award. How weird is that?

From The Castle in the Forest by Norman Mailer (Little, Brown) p67-68
'Are you all right?' she cried out as he lay beside her, his breath going in and out with a rasp that sounded as terrible as the last winds of their lost children.
'All right. Yes. No,' he said. Then she was on him. She did not know if this would resuscitate him or end him, but the same spite, sharp as a needle, that had come to her after Fanni's death was in her again. Fanni had told her once what to do. So Klara turned head to foot, and put her most unmentionable part down on his hard-breathing nose and mouth, and took his old battering ram into her lips. Uncle was now as soft as a coil of excrement. She sucked on him nonetheless with an avidity that could come only from the Evil One - that she knew. From there, the impulse had come. So now they both had their heads at the wrong end, and the Evil One was there. He had never been so close before.
The Hound began to come to life. Right in her mouth. It surprised her. Alois had been so limp. But now he was a man again! His mouth lathered with her sap, he turned around and embraced her face with all the passion of his own lips and face, ready at last to grind into her with the Hound, drive it into her piety.

Sexy Riddle

This is a 1,000-year old riddle, taken from The Book of Exeter. I know what you are thinking but is that what they were thinking 1,000 years ago? You bet. Answer at the comment

Swings by his thigh / a thing most magical!
Below the belt / beneath the folds
Of his clothes it hangs / a hole in its front end,
stiff-set and stout / it swivels about.

Levelling the head / of this hanging tool,
its wielder hoists his hem / above his knee;
it is his will to fill / a well-known hole
that it fits fully / when at full length

He's oft filled it before. / Now he fills it again.