The Laoag City Scandal

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My Sad Republic: May 1 for Botched Sex

A Fil-Am thought he can get cheaper operations on his pinyot. Had it filled up with Aquagel by the "Doctor of the Stars." Well, the pinyot is now misshapen and it's suing time!!!
Also the embarrassment of being caught in a car sex. Sorry, mga pare, only the citizens of the Island of Lesbos should now be called Lesbians. Thom, Zaldy and Andy are planning to go to Chile where one town is giving away Viagra.David Blaine was able to hold his breath for more than 17 minutes. He will be able to use that prowess into something kinky
And this from the Hongkong Standard:

A Filipino bartender at the Fenwick at the Dock nightclub in Lockhart Road, Wan Chai, said she saw Cherry with an expatriate man in the bar at about 1am on the same day. At 3.55am, Cherry was also seen inside the Show Biz Nightclub on the same street with an expatriate man. Nightclub owner Lau Yin said Cherry had asked to take a Filipino dancer, Michelle Callejas, out for a meal and the pair had left with the dancer after he settled an HK$8,506 bill. Cherry returned alone to Fenwick at the Dock between 5am and 6am, asking to take the Filipino bartender and her friend to breakfast at The Bridge, a nearby bar. The bartender, who left work at 7am, said they declined but her friend saw Cherry alone at The Bridge. Cherry made his last call, to his secretary Helen Lee, at 8am asking for her to deliver HK$10,000 cash to the hotel and cancelling an afternoon meeting, Ms Lee said. She dropped off the cash to the front desk in a sealed envelope at 9am. A hotel staff member slid the envelope under the door to Cherry's room at 10.15am, the court heard. Mr Li said he saw no envelope near the doorway when he found the dead pair at about 3pm after he entered with a master key when repeated knocks went unanswered. The court will hear a two-hour video interview with Michelle Callejas, 20, who had been subpoenaed for the inquest. The coroner's officer said the dancer had already left the city and police had no jurisdiction to enforce the subpoena. The inquest continues today.

Guidebook by Googling

A nice story about how Lonely Planet updates its guides.

My Sad Republic April 16's Food Tragedies and the Newest Cebu Scandal

Somebody killed the Sisig Queen. A fetus was found in a garbage bin a fastfood outlet in Carriedo. To go.Custom officials held for flour smuggling. They are different from the bread bandits whom the PGMA regime is trying to find kuning kuning. An American boy blew 213 balloons wiht his nose in an hour. From Sunstar Cebu: A 39-year-old homosexual is planning to sue a medical team after he saw in a cellular phone of a friend last Friday a circulated video footage of the operation to extract a perfume canister stuck in his anus during a sexual act.

Only One Winner of P250M Lotto Jackpot? I Smell an Abalos

Only one winner after weeks of the pot growing huger and huger. The last time saw very long queues which saw the pot rise from P216M to P249M. And only one winner. We are now under an administration that tries to make money wherever is possible. DA research funds. ZTE. NorthRail Project. You name it. You think PCSO is immaculate. Remember that time when Manila Mayor Fred Lim wanted to investigate PCSO and he won First Prize? How believable is that? It's almsot impossible so it's even safer to say it was rigged. I think someone would investigate on who actually won the jackpot. It's very probable that the "guy in Luzon" may pronounce his favorite food as boor-jehr!