Three Ps

Read my other blog regarding the three P's (porno, parfum and Paul Anka)

Let There Be Light and Jesus Just Loves the Little Children

A sad story of a Jesus switch cover that accidentally became profane.

How to Hide your Porn

Kohei Yoshiyuki

Yoshiyuki's exhibit in New York has been written and analyzed too much because it dwelt about a Japan that fits into our stereotype. His images are about couples making love in public parks at night. More importantly, he also included a group of men and women who hide in the bushes watching these lovers. Yoshiyuki spent some time with these people who were sometimes so emboldened that they would also be groping the legs of the women. Non-Japanese may be shocked about this perversion but cmon...I know a 40 year old woman who still get the kicks seducing young men and doing it at UP Sunken Garden. One Valentine Day, we were egged on by a classmate to drink, We don't know it yet then but we went to Rizal Park in Manila and paid I think P2 for the Chinese Garden. That turned out to be where couples who can not afford Anito go, doing it among the Chinese bamboo. It was too dark to watch and we were not as emboldened as these Tokyo gangs. But the funny part was that we were caught by some policemen and were about to be brought to the police station. In other words, we paid our way out. We, our classmates, never talked about it. I don't know how to put this embarrassing situation in a poem. So it stays here for a while.

Earthquake Preparedness Video

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Nora Thong

Well, La Aunor is finally free. She was tested negative for shabu after undergoing a six-month rehabilitation. She said in an earlier interview that she is coming to the Philippines in December because a Noranian director promised a movie for her. She doesn't want to discuss her alleged marriage with her manager who's a lesbian. And then this: a Nora thong I saw being sold in the Internet. Not the best foto of her. And also, on a thong? You wear that for your boyfriend and what happens? Nora is a gay icon and even if she is in a lesbian relationship, she is still no lesbian idol.

Kristel

Kristel was born and raised in a cheap hotel opposite Utrecht railway station. She was a precocious child who would inflame the lonely, sad-sack commercial travellers. "I twirl around, I'm an acrobat, an agile cat," she says, looking back.

Yes this Kristel is dear Ms. Sylvia Kristel, the heroine of most of our adolescent movies of lust. Emmanuelle. Lady Chatterley's Lover. She is now 55 and she came out with a memoir. Telegraph reviews "Undressing Emmannuelle."