Splash in Ilocos

Many days ago in Manila, Candon City decided to hold a presscon for their "Tobacco Festival" and one of the sponsors is Splash which makes all these astringents and cosmetics. I almost fell from my chair when their PR said, "We're here to promote the whitening of Ilocos!"

This is Lenny Kravitz and Adriana Lima

Of course, it's a fashion photoshoot but still.. Lucky Lenny. Sad Nash.

Attractiveness and Heredity

They have proved it on fruit flies (how did scientists know attractiveness in flies? They held a beauty contest) and now they want to make a sweeping genealization in the whole animal kingdom: attractive fathers beget desirable sons. Now I pity the sons of my friends.