Tuesday, December 04, 2007

We're Making a List (Three) for the Manila Pen Xmas Tree


And we're not checking it twice but now we know who's naughty or nice. Here's three lists regarding the Manila Pen standoff. The two were forwarded and the other one I made. So sioux me:

TOP TEN REASONS WHY TRILLANES AND COMPANY PACKED UP
1) Not even his mother joined them
2) Oakwood had a better lobby
3) CNN was not there to cover it
4) The hotel had run out of ice cubes
5) The APC's were parked in the lobby and not the parking lot
6) Trillianes realized being teargassed was not part of his mandate as senator.
7) Guingona thought it was an anti-erap, or pro-erap pardon rally, whatever...
8) Surrender was better than the company of Father Robert Reyes.
9) Trillianes noticed people were crying not because of the tear gas but because of him
10) Even GMA was beginning to look better the longer they stayed

TOP TEN REASONS WHY THEY SHOULD HAVE GONE TO VICTORIA COURT INSTEAD
1) They were only gonna stay for a 'short time' anyway
2) Bishop Labayen and Fr. Robert Reyes could have heard confessions
3) They could have wet the towels in the jacuzzi to combat tear gas
4) There are no wedding receptions in Victoria Court. Only honeymoons.
5) It always has more people than Manila Pen
6) The APC won't know which garage to park
7) The ceiling mirrors would have thrown off the raiding party.
8) ABS-CBN could have done an episode of XXX and The Buzz while covering the coup
9) 'What happens in Victoria Court stays in Victoria court'
10) It's a good place to get screwed

TOP TEN REASONS WHY ABS-CBN IS GUILTY
1) Because of the curfew, more people will have more time watching their shows
2) They got the exclusive contract for the Baras-Trillanes fight even before the siege
3) Juday and Ryan announced their wedding at, where else, Manila Pen
4) Hey, Manila Pen can also mean Manila Penitentiary. Nice name for a drama series.
5) If Binay's men can wear blonde wigs, why can't Ces Drilon wear heels?
6) The letter of the police to ABS-CBN is clear of typo errors. How possible is that?
7) ABS-CBN is in the banner headlines of Inquirer for two days and running. How possible is that?
8) Nash of England sent us this
snippet. If the Philippine Army is seen by the foreign press as incorruptible compared to the Arroyo administration, then everybody is guilty indeed:











9. "Hanapin si Faeldon" has "reality hit show" written all over it. I've also heard that an angel tipped ABS-CBN about this. Not Angel Aquino, dearie but a baby angel. What's the partner of a seraphim? Ok. Translate it to Spanish.
10. Maria Ressa said that the ABS-CBN performed a "minor miracle" regarding their early transmission of events at Manila Pen. The most intriguing question among the other media is: When did ABS-CBN ever perform a minor miracle?

Bonus: here's an article on why teenage Liberian rebels wear wigs so you would know why Colon did the same.

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