Best Comics to Movies, Levels of Fiction Greatness and Other Manifestations of Ossification

This is what I meant by not "writing." Anyway, Hoot gives you the best movies to come out of comics. Tao Lin is funny with the greatness level in fiction. There's centipede in the dark to the really great: F-16 FIGHTER PLANE SHOOTING MISSILES AT A HUT IN IRAQ WHILE SOMEONE INSIDE IS SHITTING IN A HOLE AND TRYING TO READ A COPY OF 'PORTNOY'S COMPLAINT' THAT WAS AIRDROPPED BY ACCIDENT 10 YEARS AGO IN AFGHANISTAN. Funny, but sad when you think of yourself and where are you now. Also, The Cebu inmates' Thriller is trailing the Cute Prairie Dog in Neatorama's Top 5 Viral Videos of 2007. Vote to help the despotic Byron Garcia think of more music videos. From one of my favorite alt-newspapers: Seattle's Stranger. Also there's a paperback on the funniest title so far: Celine Dion's Let's Talk About Love: A Journey to the End of Taste (33 1/3) by Carl Wilson. And finally when you go to Quiapo, clip this Rolling Stone's Top DVD for 2007.
BTW, Evel Knievel is dead at 69. A host of diseases converged to kill him.