My Top Ten "Guy Walks Into a Bar" Jokes
11) Wengweng, Agent 00, walks into a bar, orders a Wengweng. He asks for the bill. “$2.50,” the bartender said. Wengweng pays $2 then leaves. Hey, the bartender says, You’re a little short.
2) A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Hey, you’re famous. There’s even a popular drink named after you. Want me to serve it to yo
u?” Grasshopper asks, “You have a drink named Andy?”
3) A man walks into a bar with a crocodile. He asks the bartender, "Do you serve lawyers here?" The bartender says, "Yes, we do!" "Good," replied the man. "Give me a beer, and I'll have a lawyer for my crocodile."
4) Rene Descartes walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Would you like a beer?” “I think not,” said Descartes and he simply became non-existent
5) Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a martini. The bartender asks, “Olive or twist?” Then a book also walks into the bar. “Please,” said Charles Dickens. “No more stories.”
6) A guy walks into a bar. He says, “Give me a drink before the problem starts.” He had another and again says, “Before the problem starts.’ This goes on until the last call. Here’s your bill, the bartender says. “Ah,” the guy says, “The problem starts.”
7) A snake walks into a bar. Hah!
8) A seal walks into a bar. “What do you want,” the bartender asked. “Anything but a Canadian Club,” said the young seal. He was followed by a penguin. “Hey, your twin brother is looking for you,” the seal said. The penguin asked, “How does he look like?”
9) A guy walks into a bar with a huge slab of asphalt. “One drink for me,’ he said, “and another for the road.”
10) A seal, penguin, snake and a grasshopper walk into a bar. The bartender asked, “Is this some kind of joke?”
Snake enters the bar. Snake drinks the wine. Snake becomes wine.
2) A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Hey, you’re famous. There’s even a popular drink named after you. Want me to serve it to yo
u?” Grasshopper asks, “You have a drink named Andy?”3) A man walks into a bar with a crocodile. He asks the bartender, "Do you serve lawyers here?" The bartender says, "Yes, we do!" "Good," replied the man. "Give me a beer, and I'll have a lawyer for my crocodile."
4) Rene Descartes walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Would you like a beer?” “I think not,” said Descartes and he simply became non-existent
5) Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a martini. The bartender asks, “Olive or twist?” Then a book also walks into the bar. “Please,” said Charles Dickens. “No more stories.”
6) A guy walks into a bar. He says, “Give me a drink before the problem starts.” He had another and again says, “Before the problem starts.’ This goes on until the last call. Here’s your bill, the bartender says. “Ah,” the guy says, “The problem starts.”
7) A snake walks into a bar. Hah!
8) A seal walks into a bar. “What do you want,” the bartender asked. “Anything but a Canadian Club,” said the young seal. He was followed by a penguin. “Hey, your twin brother is looking for you,” the seal said. The penguin asked, “How does he look like?”
9) A guy walks into a bar with a huge slab of asphalt. “One drink for me,’ he said, “and another for the road.”
10) A seal, penguin, snake and a grasshopper walk into a bar. The bartender asked, “Is this some kind of joke?”
Snake enters the bar. Snake drinks the wine. Snake becomes wine.
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