Madame Auring is in Da Hauz!
In the spirit of the Year of the Rat, I will read the fortunes of the first commenters/commentators in this blog. Hey, don't push me off. I was one of the best fortune readers eight years ago. Ask Nonette B and Willi. I jsut stopped because of the bad karma of the ones I read. Plus when I get the travel card in the tarot, I get traumatized because these people really LEAVE me. My methods are reading your intestines after you seppuku. He he. OK, fortune reading by cards and palm reading. Send me your hand or I read your cards. Give me your email or we Googletalk, as long as there are no people walking or standing behind your back. And don't smoke while I read you. Ok? Ok? Free. I don't like anonymous sources.
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posted by Unknown at 9:16 PM
8 Comments:
I've put my palms out for you to read...
http://thenashman.blogspot.com/2008/01/calling-all-fortune-tellers.html
Sige nga...
The first time I saw your hand, Nash, I see your "mound of venus" is very matambok. You are uttog. But we don't know. I will read in a more solemn time. And mel, I can't discuss you sordid life here. give me your email
sordid huh? that's news to me. write everything you know about it to melgarcia421@gmail.com.
i will wait
thats only two! Before that I will tell you how I will cut the cards etc and tell me something like 10th from the top etc. The best time to read your fortune is feb 1 or 8. Fridays. I prefer 8.
O sige ngarud. For the meantime, i'm going to play with my mound of venus (mons pubis). i didn't know i had a vagina in my hand...
pssst....can I? can you? ah basta...please?
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