Vice President Noli

Three years ago, I wrote this and I think I forgot to send it. I was looking at it a while back and thought it is still relevant because Noli remains a political eunuch

TOP TEN REASONS WHY GMA CHOSE NOLI DE CASTRO AS HER VICE-PRESIDENT

10) She now has her own personal news reader.

9) As a concession to the Nora Aunor fans, GMA asked Tirso Cruz III as her running mate but Pip declined so she got somebody from the Bicol region instead.

8) Hermie Aquino is taken. Joke. Joke. Joke.

7) So what if he only sponsored two bills while in the Senate. GMA’s most memorable memories involved two Bills – when she was Bill Clinton’s classmate in Georgetown University and when she met Bill Gates.

6) Since the country has adopted the bilingual policy, Noli de Castro can take care of the Filipino side.

5) Noli De Castro’s anagram is “Second to Liar.” Sorry, “Second tailor.”

4) Bayani Fernando kept on saying “Magandang Gabi, Bayani.”

3) My Past Vice-President is too good for me.

2) Now that Cardinal Sin is retired and Bro. Eddie Villanueva is running, GMA needs somebody who has a direct contact with God. Noli de Castro believes in his heart that God is texting him.

1) GMA Made a Secret Deal with GMA-7. If Noli de Castro Gets elected as Vice-President, like all VPs, he will never be heard of again.
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