Sunday, November 11, 2007

Ten Commandments for Mafiosis and 80 Others

The new Sicilian Mafia head was arrested. Nothing remarkable about that, except that they found among the stash a list. It is the first time that the "Ten Commandments of a Good Mafiosi" was bared to the public.

1. No-one can present himself directly to another of our friends. There must be a third person to do it.
2. Never look at the wives of friends.
3. Never be seen with cops.
4. Don’t go to pubs and clubs.
5. Always being available for Cosa Nostra is a duty - even if your wife’s about to give birth.
6. Appointments must absolutely be respected.
7. Wives must be treated with respect.
8. When asked for any information, the answer must be the truth.
9. Money cannot be appropriated if it belongs to others or to other families.
10. People who can’t be part of Cosa Nostra: anyone who has a close relative in the police, anyone with a two-timing relative in the family, anyone who behaves badly and doesn’t hold to moral values.
Pinoy hoodlums including the congressmen and cops can no live up to these commandments, sadly.

Anyway here are other Ten Commandments:
1) cellphone use, terrified auditioners
2) Historical Writing, writing myths, good writing, writing fan fiction, pr writing, eating out,writing detective fiction , branding, Q&A, tractor safety, first date, Photographers, Writing Recommendation letters, distinguishing science from pseudo science, sneaker collaborations, writing philo papers, keywords selection, working with lawyers, good listening, fundraising and clubbing
3) Driver's Ten Commandments with blessings from the Vatican
4. client presentations, Video Editors, PVP, Access, Blog Typography
5. Math teachers and Designers, Earth and cowboys
6. Google which is different from Internet Searchers
7. Entrepreneurs, natural skin, men styling, permanent weight removal, DNA replication, MySpace advocacy, good business naming, developing countries, short-term mission trips and moving, pro-poor growth, goldbuyers, marketers, westerners in China
8. Golf, baseball pitchers and Greeks and Indians
9. Buddhist, Iraqi, Ilocanos,, pet owners, pilots, Democrats, Insomniacs, Caleists, amateur astronomers, mushroom gatherers, German soldiers, dogs, Atheists, ecotourists, saplings, college students, and Villains
10.Counter-Insurgency and counterintelligence and Dick Cheney's Secrecy



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