Pikachu fo' Real

From the auction site of Yahoo Japan. This was what we translated:

Great for those who are lacking in good conversations with family, who want solace if living alone, who need a new hobby, who love cute and trendy things, or who are looking for a present for a girlfriend or a child. Limited edition! Limited to only 20! First come first served!

and then we get to the real tragic part. Please don't do this to your poodles.