The Obama - PGMA Call

I just got this transcript of the call of President Obama to PGMA

Oh Bama: Hello
PGMA: Hello. Who's this?
Oh Bama: This is the POTUS
PGMA: Who?
Oh Bama: The President of the United States
PGMA: Obama?
Oh Bama: Hello
PGMA: (Hyperventilating)
Oh Bama: Hello. I have no time (Calling on Michelle's TFC One Minute $0.50 promo)
PGMA: Finally!
Oh Bama: I called regarding the VFA
PGMA: Oh yes, President. You want to extend it.
Oh Bama: I want to congratulate you on this endeavour.
PGMA: Pleasures all mine
Oh Bama: I saw the video on Just Jared.
PGMA: Ha?
Oh Bama: The VFA
PGMA: Yes.
Oh Bama: Video of the Five Artistic Gays
PGMA: Ha?
Oh Bama: What's the place? (Calls on the White House Chef) Libby's. The young gays from Libby's. You must be proud of them