Thursday, November 06, 2008

PGMA Didn't Get to Talk to Obama on the Phone (The Real Story)


PGMA haughtily (the presidential adjective) called Serge R (her press sec) about her "script" before calling Obama.
The notes has the following bullets:
Congratulate profusely.
Remind him of the 100-year friendship of Philippines and US.
Hawaii. Ilocanos in Hawaii.
Indonesia. Very near the Philippines.
Despite my corpulent and dumb husband and sons, I adore skinny, intelligent men.
African students in Philippines. Do not touch on drug and Nigerian scammers.
Remind him of Filipino chef and food tasters in White House.
Soul food.
Invite to Philippines
BUT do not talk about abortion and killing journalists

The note ready. She called for Serge to start calling Obama. Five minutes passed. No answer. try again. Ten minutes.
Hindi ba tayo mapapahiya diyan kagaya ng wrong number kay Gov. Baguilat?
Fifteen minutes.
Hay naku! Connect me now! Now! Now!
Five minutes. Busy.
The tension in the room can be sensed by a mosquito at nearby Pasig River.
Madame President, I think we got connected.
Haughtily, she grabbed the phone.
"Hello, President-elect. This is the Philippines President. I would like to congratulate you for being the first Black President..."
"Uh. Thank you. Salamat"
"You speak Filipino, President Obama?"
"Uh? This is Mayor Binay. Paano mo nalaman na tatakbo't manana..."
Click
Click

10 Comments:

Blogger Pasyon, Emmanuel C. said...

hehe.

dagdag pa, do not talk about us bases in the Philippines.

12:35 PM  
Blogger frank cimatu said...

iyun ba ang turo ni zizek? zizek na zizek ka na ba? si yason banal sa philstar adik kay zizek? iz zizek making you zek?

12:38 PM  
Blogger Pasyon, Emmanuel C. said...

wala pa nga akong nababaza mula kay zizek eh. kazi naman walang verzo bookz dito sa pinaz.

atzaka walang zizek sa zage. puro patungkol lang za kanya, o gamit zya.

12:47 PM  
Blogger Pasyon, Emmanuel C. said...

may link ka nung yazon banal?

12:47 PM  
Blogger frank cimatu said...

si yason banal? nagturo sa UP Baguio iyun. Kainuman ko dati sa Rumours. Kaso di siya umiinom, yung friend niyang girl na tsinita ang umiinom. Gawd I miss...

12:56 PM  
Blogger Pasyon, Emmanuel C. said...

di ba medyo malabong maging kainuman ang di umiinom? hehe. anyway, sa research ko, pintor pala sya. interesante.

kelan sya nagturo? sayang naman di sya nagtuloy-tuloy dun. mukhang mga tulad nya kelangan ng UP baguio eh.

1:17 PM  
Blogger frank cimatu said...

hindi siya pintor. legendary na ang kanyang mga artistic performance here and abroad.

3:05 PM  
Blogger Pasyon, Emmanuel C. said...

kita ko na blog nya: http://utopia-sleepwalking.blogspot.com/
yung sleepwalking parang yan yung trip ni jcreyes eh. multimedia eklat. magkakilala kaya sila?

(di nga pintor, artist dapat. at maka-zizek nga. di ko maget eh. haha.)

3:45 PM  
Blogger piebuko said...

hahaha... did you think of this yourself? Brilliant! I would like to link this. thank you. :)

12:32 AM  
Anonymous PAPA ROY said...

lagot ka. hindi ako magtataka pag one day ,isang araw ikaw ay ma lean alejandro or ma-burgos o ma esperat.watch your back- PAPA ROY

5:36 AM  

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