Ha Noi Joke

Thuy, our female Vietnamese doctor, said that in the Vietnamese afterlife, your body would be pierced by a needle for every extramarital affair you had. So it came to pass that an elderly Vietnamese couple died together. The old man was worried for the two affairs he had. His wife was devoted to him and he doesn't want her to know about his acts of infidelity. So he was ushered into a room and pierced with a needle twice. He suppressed his painful cries but his tears flowed. After his ordeal, he rushed to reassure his wife that he still loved her. He went to look for her and found his wife under a very busy electric sewing machine.