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From Vulture:

When was the earth created?
Archbishop James Usher, working out a chronology from the Bible, calculated in 1654 that the earth was created on the night of October 23, 4004 B.C. Other timetables reach back as far as 10,000 years, which was the last time David Cook's new single would've sounded original.

Meanwhile in Utah, David Archuleta was honored with a huge (12 acres) maze on a corn field with his likeness and the words "Archuleta 4 Prez" above it and "Utah's Idol" below.