Paul's Benguet Joke

I like Paul's timing. I was reporting in my international class about Foucault and the health system when my phone beeped. Not once but thrice. I briefed my Ilocano friends that I would be going to Laos so I knew no one would text. I was so confident I upped the volume of my text. So it beeped and then there were a few giggles from the class. He he he. Three jokes from Paul. Curiously, Paul and I were previously called the harbingers of death by my friends because we send them only death notices. This plays on the vegetable farmers' obsession of Elf trucks.

Baro: Ading, ay mabalin nan men-arem?
Balasang: Ay, waday Elf mo?
Baro: Kaman kan sigsiguro mo! Ay sinoy kanam isnan itil mo? Halsema Highway???