Encheferizer Translator. Bork! Bork! Bork!

Remember the sadistic Swedish chef from The Muppet Show who nobody can decipher what he's saying? Until this: The Encheferizer!
This is the first part of the poem below encheferized:

It ves leeke-a thees: yuu vere-a heppy, then yuu vere-a sed, zeen heppy egeeen, then nut. It vent oon. Yuu vere-a innucent oor yuu vere-a gooeelty. Ecshuns vere-a teken, oor nut. Et teemes yuu spuke-a, et oozeer teemes yuu vere-a seelent. Mustly, it seems yuu vere-a seelent—vhet cuoold yuu sey? Noo it is elmust oofer. Leeke-a a lufer, yuoor leeffe-a bends doon und keesses yuoor leeffe-a. Bork! Bork! Bork!