Daboy's Contribution to Our Independence

Rudy Fernandez, Inquirer's newest hero, indeed contributed to our emancipation. Here's why:
1) He is a military reservist. So not only the gun aficionados (read: utak pulbura) get into it but also "classy" actors
2) He played "Baby Ama" which is the story about a very young father who dies in daelectric chair. So instead of becoming "Baby Amas," most young fathers denied their paternity rather than face dadeath sentence which is marriage
3) He played Bingbong Crisologo, Ping Lacson, Bungo Ortega, Victor Corpus and Ruther Batuigas in their biopics so we were spared into remembering their real faces and have only one generic and pleasant face for them all.
4) He popularized the catchphrase, "Walang personalan. Trabaho lang ito (Don't take it personally. It's justa job)" which gave us an excuse to be rude and still sound professional.
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5) By marrying Alma Moreno, he made her busy enough to spare us of more horrible movies she could have made