Monday, May 26, 2008

Recovering from the Archu Loss

Ha, ha! Vulture gives us the five stages of grief over David A's loss:

Denial:
How could wonderful little David Archuleta possibly have lost? He sang flawlessly on Tuesday night, just as he has all season! Even Simon told him he'd scored a knockout victory, capably transforming even the world's crappiest song into one besting the collective efforts of Beethoven, the Beatles, and the finest angel choirs in all of Heaven! Clearly Wednesday's American Idol finale was all just some awful dream, shared simultaneously by 31.7 million viewers.

Anger:
Shut up, David Cook! You're bald! And a bad guitar player! Plus, you look a little like Philip Seymour Hoffman! We hate grunge versions of eighties songs — and you! You're not fit to carry the Jonas Brothers' tambourine case! People only voted for you ironically!

Bargaining:
David Archuleta still gets a record deal, right? At least we have his fantastic albums to look forward to, don't we? And even if we're the only ones who buy them, he can still mount a comeback on Broadway, right? RIGHT?

Depression:
Oh, what's the point? There's simply no recovering from this.

Acceptance:
We have not yet reached this stage. Posting will resume on Tuesday. Enjoy the long weekend — we know we won't.

3 Comments:

Blogger The Nashman said...

David Archuleta and Senator Kiko Pangilinan must be related!

Look at their nostrils.

7:43 PM  
Blogger The Nashman said...

napatanong tuloy ako sa office ni kiko...

8:04 PM  
Anonymous makoy said...

"Acceptance:
We have not yet reached this stage."


ahahahaha!

6:29 PM  

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