An elderly Benguet cowboy went to the local drug store and asked the pharmacist for the little blue Viagra pill.
The pharmacist asked 'How many?'
The cowboy replied, 'Just a few, maybe a half dozen. I cut each one into four pieces.'
The pharmacist said, 'That's too small a dose. That won't get you through sex.'
The old fellow said, 'Ania nga sex? I'm 80 and I don't care about sex anymore. I just want it to stick out far enough so I don't pee on my new boots.
The pharmacist asked 'How many?'
The cowboy replied, 'Just a few, maybe a half dozen. I cut each one into four pieces.'
The pharmacist said, 'That's too small a dose. That won't get you through sex.'
The old fellow said, 'Ania nga sex? I'm 80 and I don't care about sex anymore. I just want it to stick out far enough so I don't pee on my new boots.
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