Porn Nevermore

Once upon a midnight dreary,
While I porn-surfed, weak and weary,
Over many a strange and spurious site of 'hot xxx galore'.
While I clicked my favorite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning,
And my heart was filled with mourning,
Mourning for my dear amour,
"'Tis not possible!", I muttered, "Give me back my free hardcore!"
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