How to Make Cardboard Siopao

Of course, China says the cardboard siopao is fake but few Chinese believe that it is a hoax. In fact, Weird Asia News came out with the recipe. Here goes:

Soak the cardboard in alkali solution. Chop it and add veggies, seasonings and real pork. Form into dumplings. Steam for 12 minutes. WAN advises you to ingest vinegar before eating to digest the paper so order vinegar as well.