Wankette 44: Nora

Well, Nora Aunor may be unlucky in politics but if there’s a political rule of thumb in the situation, it is this: RUN AS A NORA IMPERSONATOR. Teri Onor, a co-host in Eat Bulaga and Nora impersonator, got 3,806 votes to win as vice-mayor of Battan town. Where is that? It’s in Abucay. Where’s Abucay. Google Earth it kaya? Well Teri Onor is also known in Vilma’s world as Dexter Dominguez of the Dominguezes which is a powerful influential clan in their side of the world. He beat the former vice mayor and three other influential politicians in their side of the world. Teri Onor had the support of 1,000 gays and the influential Iglesia ni Kristo.