You Know You're From Baguio (The Waterless Version)

1. You know that people taking a shower from busted fire hydrants are only found in MTV and Coke commercials
2. You pay more for the “air” than the water in your water bill
3. Part of your “beach excursion” is bringing your laundry to wash and dry in the lowlands
4. You memorized the number of your water delivery service
5. When worst comes to worst, you can take a bath and shampoo with one pail of water or even a tabo
6. You laugh at news reports on TV and newspapers about a 12-hour no water announcement for Manila and Quezon City
7. You are on Prozac if you are from the complaints department of Baguio Water District
8. It is not shave, shit, shower or shit, shave, shower but shave, shower, shit. You ask why? You save the bathwater to flush.
9. You know there’s a use for the bathtub in your house but you forget what
10. You don’t believe that the next World War would be on water because you are still in Baguio and you have not waged war with anyone yet.