The Chain Letter You Girls Should Get

Not Laarni E. but this:

This letter was started by a woman like yourself, in the hopes of bringing relief to other tired and discontented women. Unlike most chain letters, this one doesn’t cost anything.
Just send a copy of this letter to five of your friends who are equally tired and discontented. Then, bundle up your husband or boyfriend, send him to the woman whose name appears on top of the list, and add your name to the bottom of the list.
When your name comes to the top of the list, you will receive 16,887 men – and one of them is bound to be a hell of a lot better than the one you already have! Do not break the chain, Have faith! One woman broke the chain and got her own SOB back! At this writing, a friend of mine had already received 184 men They buried her yesterday, but it took three undertakers 36 hours to get the smile off her face and two days to get her legs together so they can close the coffin.
You must have faith!