Martin's Poll I

You are a nothing in Baguio until Martin M. polls you. Last week, he polled the non-nothings about Panagbenga.
His poll query, done through texting, is:

"Am sure street dancing in panagbenga will b 2 d tune of boom tarat tarat, bido bido bi, and a bamboo song! Aaaaargh!"

And here's Martin's email:

Here are the fabulous replies I got in return:

Frank Cimatu: Howd You know Lady Godiva

Inyong Geslani: You can bet ur boom taratarat on that!

Raymond Oribio: hahahaha! My greatest fear!

Endong Nevada: Dats wat we get 4 being collectively jologs hehe!

Grace Subido: Haay Naku! Kadiri to evn just think abt it! :p

Joey tiomico: Yikes! Kadiri! Wag nman sana

Tonet del Monte: WALA AKO PKIALAM VERY 3RD WORLD ANG CLEBRATION TALAGA. D NILA ALAM YON MGA BUSABOS CLA WALA CLA ALAM KUNDI BNATOG BBQ BLUT MANGA HILAW.

Jill Yabut-Cortes: hay naku dapat gawa tayo ng bagong festival!

And so Jill and I continued text messaging until I/we touched on the coming elections. And here's our text repartee:

My Text: Dammy Bangaoet created a monster! :-)

Jill: Pearls to swine!

Me: Let the first trapo who hasnt benefited from the pork barrel cast the first pearl! :-)

Jill: This election is going to be a circus! I'll bring the popcorn!

Me: I'll sell pink cotton candy to sweeten things up a bit!

Jill: Oooh lets wear black and pearls to give a little contrapuntal touch to the slapstick clown show!

Me: Okay, you be Audrey and I'll be Coco! It's about time we bring back integrity and good taste and class to Baguio City! Hahaha!

Jill: Now Coco, don't get too worked up. You don't deserve those fine lines on the face! Let's do a black n pearls campaign to boycott elections, until we have a good candidate!

Me: Sure! Via text message and emails!