Fruitcake

Remember that old joke about there is only one fruitcake in the world and that it looks like there is so many because that one cake is just being passed around? Yes. That is true and there is one more thing. There is a Society for the Protection and Preservation of Fruitcake. One thing you should not do with fruitcakes. Don't bring them to airports. Expect them to be X-rayed because they are dense enough to hide a weapon.