Disturbance of Fish

I recalled a story of police officer Viyo Hidalgo about a seller of tinapa or smoked fish in the City Market who was harassed by a barangay tanod (village guard), scattering his tinapa. The police on guard wrote on the blotter: Disturbance of tinapa. It turned out that officer was thinking "peace" and translated in his mind, "fish," which of course means "tinapa." Ergo, in police logic, disturbance of tinapa.