UP Diliman grafitti
"FOR SALE DOG w/ TALENT"
In a cubicle: "Donate your bulbol here.." then there's a chewed gum beside it to stick your specimen
In UP Mindanao, written on a wall beside a window: Please do not throw garbage outside, the carabao might die. But if you look outside, there is no carabao. Only carabao grass.
On a desk:
PANTY ni MA'AM
06/18 - green ang panty niya ngayon
06/20 - rainbow naman ngayon
06/24 - black, lacey effect
06/26 - (nothing written)
On a wall on the walkway from Molave to Sanggumay:
bawal omehe. ang mahole potol tete.
Then beside is a drawing of a breast and this written below it:
dodo ng cow
On the restroom for men:
"Hawak ko saking mga kamay ang kinabukasan ng bayan!" may apat na tanga, panlima ang bumabasa.
Another restroom grafitti:
"TITI MO DILIS!"
"SA IYO PANDACA PYGMEA!"
"AT LEAST MERON, EH IKAW WALA!"
"KALA KO BA DILIS?"
On the back of a CR cubicle:
PUSTAHAN, TUMATAE KA NGAYON.
On as cubicle in Kalayaan:
Paggising sa umaga,
punta sa kubeta,
magbatibot,
magbatibot!
In the Music Room of UPIS:
maam _______(music prof) boses palaka!
tas may sumagot
nakarinig ka na ba ng boses ng palaka
tas may sumagot uli
weh
tas may nag-react uli
oo, sabi kokak!kokak! (Forgive them. High school humor)
Again in Kalayaan:
"Sigurado ako, habang binabasa mo ito, umeebak ka."
Answered by:
"Paano mo nalaman? Psychic ka ano?" Answered again by:
"Baka ikaw ang psychic kasi nalaman mong psychic siya."
Above an electric outlet in the chemistry Lab:
put tongue here...
Ona desk of a match teacher:
"my prof is the devil himself"
On a wall in the Math Building: >
BABALA: asawa ni babalu
In the girl's restroom:
"Sa Sobrang laki ng UP, di ko na mahanap ang sarili ko."
On a table in UP Manila:
"when you're failin' ur math17 class
drop it like its hot, drop it like its hot..."
A variation in a urinal:
90% of the time your are holding yours with your right hand, if not, that's 10%...
everyone has the right to be stupid, but you are abusing the privilege.
In UP Manila: *Roses are red. Grasses are green. I love your legs. What's in between?
Again in UP Math Bldg:
"mamatay na sana ang nag-imbento ng math!"
Answered by:
"tanga! matagal ng patay yung taong yun!"
A slave bows when he sees his master, but then silently farts"
You think these are stupid, in UST, this was spray-painted on its wall:
OUTS GMA
In a cubicle: "Donate your bulbol here.." then there's a chewed gum beside it to stick your specimen
In UP Mindanao, written on a wall beside a window: Please do not throw garbage outside, the carabao might die. But if you look outside, there is no carabao. Only carabao grass.
On a desk:
PANTY ni MA'AM
06/18 - green ang panty niya ngayon
06/20 - rainbow naman ngayon
06/24 - black, lacey effect
06/26 - (nothing written)
On a wall on the walkway from Molave to Sanggumay:
bawal omehe. ang mahole potol tete.
Then beside is a drawing of a breast and this written below it:
dodo ng cow
On the restroom for men:
"Hawak ko saking mga kamay ang kinabukasan ng bayan!" may apat na tanga, panlima ang bumabasa.
Another restroom grafitti:
"TITI MO DILIS!"
"SA IYO PANDACA PYGMEA!"
"AT LEAST MERON, EH IKAW WALA!"
"KALA KO BA DILIS?"
On the back of a CR cubicle:
PUSTAHAN, TUMATAE KA NGAYON.
On as cubicle in Kalayaan:
Paggising sa umaga,
punta sa kubeta,
magbatibot,
magbatibot!
In the Music Room of UPIS:
maam _______(music prof) boses palaka!
tas may sumagot
nakarinig ka na ba ng boses ng palaka
tas may sumagot uli
weh
tas may nag-react uli
oo, sabi kokak!kokak! (Forgive them. High school humor)
Again in Kalayaan:
"Sigurado ako, habang binabasa mo ito, umeebak ka."
Answered by:
"Paano mo nalaman? Psychic ka ano?" Answered again by:
"Baka ikaw ang psychic kasi nalaman mong psychic siya."
Above an electric outlet in the chemistry Lab:
put tongue here...
Ona desk of a match teacher:
"my prof is the devil himself"
On a wall in the Math Building: >
BABALA: asawa ni babalu
In the girl's restroom:
"Sa Sobrang laki ng UP, di ko na mahanap ang sarili ko."
On a table in UP Manila:
"when you're failin' ur math17 class
drop it like its hot, drop it like its hot..."
A variation in a urinal:
90% of the time your are holding yours with your right hand, if not, that's 10%...
everyone has the right to be stupid, but you are abusing the privilege.
In UP Manila: *Roses are red. Grasses are green. I love your legs. What's in between?
Again in UP Math Bldg:
"mamatay na sana ang nag-imbento ng math!"
Answered by:
"tanga! matagal ng patay yung taong yun!"
A slave bows when he sees his master, but then silently farts"
You think these are stupid, in UST, this was spray-painted on its wall:
OUTS GMA
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