Saturday, October 28, 2006

Bluffy the Vampire Slayer

On the mathematical impossibility of vampires preying on people now:

Because there would be no people left.

Proof: If the true Dracula would have bitten his first victim on Jan 1, 1600 and there were only about more than 500 million at that time. Pretending that COunt Transylvania only bit one person a month and that person would bite only one person a month etc., there would be no human left by July 1602.


Anonymous Jessica said...

Would that be a Fibonacci series?

9:47 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

maybe we're all actually vampires

1:01 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hay, Frank. Ako naman ang nabiktima ng yahoo password phisher...

2:01 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

this is the phisher

2:09 PM  
Blogger frank cimatu said...

yes. Fibonacci. Bonifaccio has a daughter who married a Fibonacci. Bonifacio Fibonacci. and yes we all are vampires deluding ourselves with mortality.

3:16 PM  
Anonymous Jessica said...

I mean Dracula sires a vampire every month who sires another vampire and so on. 1,1,2,3,5,8,13,21,24,55,89,144... vampires until the human populace is wiped out.

5:45 PM  
Blogger frank cimatu said...

Hmm. Da Vince Code...

6:20 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fibonacci my butt, the growth sequence would be simple, like 1 1 2 4 8 16, if 1 vampire sired 1 other vampire a month.....the Da Vinci Code is lame.

10:58 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Your simple-minded arithmetic progression only works if vampires only make one vampire each instead of one a month.

2:03 PM  
Blogger Jennifer said...

Hey Frankie, what's all this with the vampires and math? Sesame Street's Count von Count would be proud (nyehehe). Well, you're right about your lurkers. Hey, do you think it's significant that they named that character in Prison Break Fibonacci? Hmmm. Anyhow, Happy Halloween!

6:59 PM  
Blogger frank cimatu said...

I was in Rumours hoping to get a seat for the Halloween Party. too many pangit people I have not seen in my lifetime. So it's time to leave. Happy Hallow. Win mit ah!

9:34 PM  

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