Don't Judge My Brother. We are One and The Same and He is Not a Book: The Book

MM is finally coming out with her own book of her distinctive Engrish. "Even if you are not good at English, you should improve yourself, wag kang pikon, have no pretensions, be sincere," she said in an interview. The quotable quotes include:

"Why should I have a calling card? I am not a call girl."

"I won’t stoop down to my level"

Period na talaga; wala nang exclamation point. (When asked on S-Files if her present husband, Adam Lawyer, is her Mr. Right.).

Kapatid ko pa rin siya. We are one and the same.

"Hello? Bulag ka ba? Bingi ka ba? Are you dep?"

You can fool me once, you can fool me twice, you can fool me thrice. But you can never fool me FOUR!"

(While waiting backstage during a noontime show after watching Nikki Valdez do her dance number) "Nikki, you're so galing. You should go to the States. You will sell hotcakes!"

(While she's in Morning Girls With Kris & Korina promoting her movie with Aleck Bovick) "Please watch HIRAM starring Aleck Baldwin, and myself. It's DIRECTOR by Romy Suzara.

"Hindi ba kayo naawa sa kapatid ko... sa mga kwento nya? Di ba kayo na-PERSUAVE ng mga kwento niya? Hindi si Joey ang tipong mambubugbog ng babae... talaga lang malapit siya sa mga gulo... PRO-ACCIDENT kasi siya eh.

Boy Abunda: O Melanie, paano na ang showbiz career mo ngayong magmo-Mormon ka na?
Melanie: Ah okay lang 'yon Boy, kasi matagal na rin akong SEMI-RETARDED.

We are lovers, not fighters.

Yes, she is married to Adam lawyer who is indeed a lawyer. Melanie also is the model for Placenta Soap which is a horrible name for a soap.