Thursday, March 16, 2006

Celebrity Virus

Ellen Degeneres virus - Your IBM suddenly claims it's a MAC

Gringo Honasan Virus - Your ROM becomes RAM

Danny Lim Virus - Your RAM turns to you

Jonathan Tiongco Virus – Arranges your music files then files a libel case against you

Art Lomibao Virus – Edits your files and converts them all in police blotter form

Hello, Garci Virus – Subtracts and adds your files and turns them into ringtones

PGMA Virus – Fucks up your files and blames it all on too much politics

Noli de Castro Virus – Balks then backs up your PGMA virus

Monica Lewinsky virus - Sucks all the memory out of your computer

Lorena Bobbit virus - Turns your hard disk into a 3.5 inch floppy

Woody Allen virus - Bypasses the motherboard and turns on a daughter card

Ronald Reagan virus - Saves your data, but forgets where it is stored

Oprah Winfrey virus - Your 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80MB, and then slowly expands to 300MB


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