The Rules????

I once gifted a girl "The Rules" so she would know her way. I don't know if it helped. She's still single. I haven't read that book but someone told me that these are the rules:
1. The nice men are ugly.
2. The handsome men are not nice.
3. The handsome and nice men are gay.
4. The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married.
5. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men, have no money.
6. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men with money, think
we are only after their money.
7. The handsome men without money are after our money.
8. The handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhat heterosexual,
don't think we are beautiful enough.
9. The men who think we are beautiful, that are heterosexual, somewhat
nice and have money, are cowards.
10. The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have some
money and thank God are heterosexual, are shy and never make the first
move!!!!!!
11. The men who never make the first move, automatically lose interest
in us when we take the initiative.

So women understand men? Judge for yourself. I think they don't.