Baseball's Over

The baseball season just started but you already know who will win.

• AL East: Yankees – 98; Red Sox – 98; Blue Jays – 86; Rays – 75; Orioles – 63
• AL Central: Tigers – 96; Indians – 87; White Sox – 79; Twins – 74; Royals – 63
• AL West: Angels – 92; Mariners – 78; A's – 75; Rangers – 70
• NL East: Mets – 92; Braves – 89; Phillies – 84; Nationals – 73; Marlins – 70
• NL Central: Brewers – 84; Cubs – 83; Reds – 81; Cardinals – 80; Astros – 79; Pirates – 71
• NL West: Rockies – 85; Padres – 85; Diamondbacks – 83; Dodgers – 82; Giants – 75

Of course, it's just like saying that this is a real girl