Bad Movies

Someone I know once bought a Pirates DVD from a pirate and learned too late (kids in front of TV) that it was the wrong Pirates movie. It is the porn version. "You don't know how to read," the pirate said to my friend, who is, ehem, a professor. So to help you people, we give you the movies you should not watch with your children:

GOOD ASSTERNOON
BACKDOOR ADVENTURES OF BUTTHEAD AND BEAVER
Yank My Doodle, It's A Dandy
Indiana Joan and the Black Hole of Mammoo
BEYOND THE VALLEY OF THE ULTRA MILKMAIDS
BACKDOOR LAMBADA
Sperms Of Endearment
SNOW WHITE AND THE THREE DWARFS
S.I.D.S. - SEXUALLY INTRUSIVE DYSFUNCTIONAL SOCIETY
HAMLET : FOR THE LOVE OF OPHELIA #1
HITLER SUCKS
ZTE Scandal
E-THREE THE EXTRA TESTICLE
TITALLICA - MASTER OF PUPPIES
SECRETARIA EJECUTIVA #1 - BROAD OF DIRECTORS
BEEPING MISS BUFFY
MAY THE FORESKIN BE WITH YOU