Palayain si Joma

I can be mean sometimes. Someone was shouting "Palayain si Joma" on the street one morning. An old woman asked me who is Joma. I told her, "Si Joey Marquez ho. Joe Ma. Nasentensyahan ho kasi siya dahil bumili ng mga walis tingting at pinatungan niya ang presyo. Kaya nga po may nagwawalis sa tabi ng rali."
She believed me.
GMA, you should hug me.