Acceptance Letter

Someone asked me to write his application for a teaching job, here's what I wrote:

Prof. 

Chair - Search Committee
University of the Philippines
Baguio, 2600

Dear Professor ,

Thank you for your letter of August 16.  After careful consideration, I
regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to offer me
an assistant professor position in your department. 

This year I have been particularly fortunate in receiving an unusually
large number of rejection letters.  With such a varied and promising field
of candidates, it is impossible for me to accept all refusals. 

Despite UPCB's outstanding qualifications and previous experience in
rejecting applicants, I find that your rejection does not meet my needs at
this time.  Therefore, I will assume the position of assistant professor
in your department this October.  I look forward to seeing you then. 

Best of luck in rejecting future applicants.

Sincerely yours