Wonkette 4: Party List

If you're planning to vote for a PartyList group in May, please consider your vote carefully, as only the right votes will be counted.

We need partylist groups who will truly fight for our needs as a people instead of their own vested interests or that of the formerly-wealthy elite. A partylist group that is not red, or yellow, or black and white. People who will truly have the well-being of the Economist and the Rule of Lawyers at heart!

It is in this light that we humbly submit to you a list of the PartyList organizations that we hope you will remember come May 14. We present to you... our M-R-P, our Most Recommended PartyList groups:

AAAAAAA - Alyansa ng mga taga-Alabang, Angeles, Apalit, Antipolo at Aklan na kamag-anak ng mga Arroyo (7A!)
Nominees:
1) Aaron Arroyo
2) Abel Arroyo
3) Ace Arroyo

AAAAAA - Asosasyon ng mga taga-Alaga ng Aquarium, Aso at Alimango ng mga Arroyo (6A!)
Nominees:
1) Adrian Arroyo
2) Agnes Arroyo
3) Alice Arroyo

AAAAAABA - Aktibong Atletang Atenista, Assumptionista At iba pang Alalay ng Barangay Arroyo (ABANTE ARROYO!)
Nominees:
1) Amy Arroyo
2) Anthony Arroyo
3) Arthur Arroyo

This appeal is brought to you by your tax pesoses, Comelec Chairman Ben Abalosses and most importantly, the Presidential ffice of External Affairs... Guiding Worthy PartyList groups to Eternity and Beyond Since 2004!

Don't forget our slogan! "Team Unity, Totally Arroyo!" (T.U.T.A. all the way!)

p.s. Kung sakaling nalito po kayo sa mga ads ng aming mga kandidato, gusto lang po namin linawin na HINDI PO tumatakbo si Boy Abunda. Baka po sa 2010.