Wankette 5

Ladies and germs, the person who goes into politics as a business has no business going into politics. I know a politician who is too old to run for office – he walks. I voted five times but they can’t bother me. I’m not a citizen. The trouble with politicians is that they take on the floor only to hit the ceiling. Anyone who says he understands international affairs these days is two weeks behind the news. This politician has announced that he perfectly understands the questions of the day. The trouble is he doesn’t like the answers. All the candidates are ready and willing. Now if we can only find one who’s able. The polls are places where you stand in line for a chance to know who will spend your money. The Congress is shrewd. First they put a big tax on liquor and cigarettes. Then they raise all taxes to drive people to drink and smoke. Palakpak naman diyan. Thank you.